After two men came forward claiming they were the victims of an underage sexual relationship with actor Kevin Clash, the voice of Elmo, Clash resigned from Sesame Street.
- His first words were, “Can you tell me how to get…how to get to the Red Light District?”
- Elmo was so embarrassed he turned bright red!
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The cost of Thanksgiving dinner is going up again this year.
- Apparently it’s the additional cost of purchasing pies and cakes, instead of having the usual Twinkies for dessert.
- There may not be any Twinkies, but since the relatives are coming over, at least there will be a lot of Ding Dongs.
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Costco is selling complete “Turkey Dinners In A Box” for $79.95. Costco says “It is made up of free samples offered in the store over the last year.”
- I don’t know about you, but the way they describe that, it sounds pretty disgusting to me.
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If you are flying over the Holiday, keep in mind that this year the TSA is Going to scan all pies and cakes.
- Fruitcakes will be confiscated as “Bombs”.
- In today’s world, it’s “Over the Hill and Through the Scanner to Grandmother’s House We Go!”
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A new study has shown that having a little brother can raise your blood pressure.
- The study was funded by the Big Brothers Big Sisters of America.
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On this day in 1942 Tweety Bird, aka Tweety Pie debuted.
- Tweety Pie’s sister, Twinkee Pie got into a labor dispute and retired.
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Have a great “Day before the Big Day” and I’ll see you back here with a special Thanksgiving Day treat tomorrow!
-Dick