Mahmoud Ahmadinejhad is launching a new satellite TV channel designed to deal a blow to “dominance seekers” including the U.S.
“Hispan TV”, the new Spanish language channel will broadcast to South America and Cuba. It will run 24 hours a day and feature news, documentaries, movies and Iranian films.
- Ahmadinejhad is just like Simon Cowell… only nicer.
- Wait ‘til you see “Pimp My Burka”!
- They’re going to have “Iranian Idol” except instead of getting kicked off, the singer with the least votes will be beheaded.
- Mahmood himself will star with his family in “Keeping Up with The Ahmadinejhads”.