Happy Valentine’s Day! If you’re one of those (most likely) men running around trying to figure out what to give your significant other, we’ve got some last minute ideas for you! Actually… it’s a list of things NOT to give the love in your life if you expect a positive reaction at the end of the day.
1) Do NOT download any of the following songs on her iPod:
- “If You Can’t Be With The One You Love… Love The One You’re With” by Crosby, Stills & Nash.
- “Love Stinks” by the J. Geils Band
- “I Never Promised You A Rose Garden” by Lynn Anderson
- “I Wish That I Had Jesse’s Girl” by Rick Springfield
2) Do NOT give her a pre-paid membership to a weight loss program.
3) Do NOT say that despite never losing those pregnancy pounds, you still find her attractive.
4) Do NOT give her anything that plugs into a standard wall outlet.
5) Do NOT give her flowers that you picked up at a cemetary on the way home.