Dancing With The Stars reportedly asked former Presidential candidates Michele Bachmann and Herman Cain to compete this season. Cain already declined, but no word from Bachmann yet.
- Actually it was Mrs. Cain who declined on her husband’s behalf saying, “If he does the ‘Horizontal Mambo’ with one more woman, I’ll kill him.”
- Bill Clinton just keeps saying, “Pick me! Pick me!”
- They were going to ask Rick Santorum but they didn’t think he’d look good with glitter and sequins all over his sweater vest.