Charlie Sheen’s character of Charlie Harper is returning to “Two And A Half Men,” but Sheen isn’t.  CBS revealed that on the April 30th episode, Alan Harper, played by Jon Cryer, suffers a heart attack and is visited by Charlie’s ghost in the hospital.  Who will play the ghost? Actress Kathy Bates. 

- Ironically, it was the topless scene of Kathy in that Jack Nicholson movie that brought on the heart attack in the first place. 

- Charlie has officially changed his trademark slogan to “Losing!” 

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