North Korea’s third attempt at a long-range missile test failed over the weekend, when the missile broke apart and fell into the ocean just minutes after it was launched.
- The countries new leader, Kim Jong Un, hailed the failure as a victory saying it proved North Korea is capable of taking out a school of fish.
- Goerge W. Bush immediately proclaimed, “Mission Un-Accomplished!”
- What is it with short guys and their obsession with proving that they’ve got long-range missiles?