Eleven Secret Service agents were suspended after they hired hookers while preparing for President Obama’s arrival for a summit in Colombia. They were caught when one of the women told police that an agent refused to pay her the $47 he owed her.  

- So now we not only owe China up the ying-yang, we owe Colombia too! 

- Apparently, if a Secret Service agent throws himself between the President and a woman coming at him, it’s known as “a three some”. 

- This makes me long for the good old days… Bill Clinton always made sure his agents had plenty of cash on hand to pay their hookers! 

Comment