A court in Pakistan has sentenced three of Osama Bin Laden’s widows and two of his daughters to 45 days in prison after convicting them of illegally entering the country. The women have been in custody since March 3rd and will be given credit for “time served” - meaning they’ll be out of the slammer in two weeks.
- The wives say they miss Osama… but admit it’s nice not having to pick up his dirty socks and turbans off the floor all the time.
- His “favorite” wife is so desparate to visit Osama’s grave, she’s hired “Titanic” director James Cameron to take her down to the bottom of the Atlantic in his special submarine.
- If Cameron is unavailable, she’ll go to “Plan B” and hire a well known Italian ship captain… although I understand he’s unavailable right now.