The defense has rested in the John Edwards trial without Edwards or his baby-mama mistress Rielle Hunter ever taking the stand.
- If only John had “rested” instead of “sexted” he wouldn’t be in trouble in the first place.
- Broadway is already planning a show about the trial… It’s called “Hairspray The Musical - Part II”.
- Some of the witnesses broke down on the stand… but it wasn’t from emotion, it was the fumes from John’s hairspray.