Reasearchers say that fat starts to reach a person’s waistline within three hours of eating a meal. 

- With the exception of Kim Kardashian - where the fat goes right past her waist and straight to her butt. 

- So it takes four hours to fly to Vegas… but only three hours for the free buffet to land on your gut?

In a related story… a new study claims that sleepwalking is not rare in the United States. 

- Which is why I always eat a huge, fatty meal before bed so I can walk it off while I’m sleeping. 

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