A woman in Kentucky got stuck to a toilet seat in Wal-Mart that was covered in crazy glue.
- Apparently she’s unfamiliar with the concept of “hovering”.
- Remember the old expression… “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie… Wipe the Seatie!”
- If it wasn’t for the paramedics, she would have ended up on the throne longer than Queen Elizabeth.