After years of shaking down the City of Detroit, a months long trial and a lot of waiting, Kwame will find out today how many years he'll be spending in a Federal Prison. The activities got underway at 10am and are expected to go for many hours.
- Kwame says he wants to get it over with as soon as possible so he can get back to taking kickbacks from the guards.
- This means he may have to postpone the "comeback" we "done set him up for" for a while.
- By the time he gets out of jail, we'll have colonized the moon, Miley Cyrus will no longer be "twerking" because of a broken hip, and someone will possibly have been able to sign up for Obamacare.
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HUGE night for the Tigers! The final, Do or Die Game 5 against the A's starts at 8:07pm (our time) out in Oakland. Let's see those Bengal Bats Blazing!!!!!
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The TSA now allows passengers to board airplanes with marijuana.
- Well that ought to make joining the "Mile High Club" that much easier!
- So now when passengers find out their flights are delayed, they'll be like "Whatever dude. Got any Cheetos?"
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Suzanne Somers slammed Miley Cyrus for saying that "sex dies at 40". Suzanne claims she and her husband have sex twice a day and three times a day on weekends.
- Upon hearing the news, thousands of men urged their wives to search the attic for their old thigh master.
- Suzanne added that they would have sex more, but their pesky landlords Mr. and Mrs. Roeper keep letting themselves into the house!
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Lindsay Lohan wants to open a rehab center to help others with addictions like she has.
- It won't be cheap, but neither are all the drugs and booze Lindsay's gonna need to make it through this weekend.
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An Oklahoma man was arrested on burglary charges and police matched his DNA to "used" toilet paper found in the commode at the house he robbed.
- The official charge is listed as "Breaking, Entering, and Pooping".
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here with Podcast #96, featuring "Mr. Positively Negative" Friday!
-Dick