The Tigers rocked the House!
2 Games a piece - nice Bounce!
Still in race for Pennant.
Meanwhile the House backed the Senate.
Boehner Blinked.
Obama Winked.
Government no longer closed.
Debt ceiling rose.
Tiger fans elated!
Americans still deflated!
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The Wall Street Journal says Americans will spend $2.6 Billion on Halloween costumes this year.
- Costume sellers met the news with plenty of Chuckles and Snickers.
- The majority of that money will go towards buying giant wrecking balls for those going as Miley Cyrus.
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President Obama said the coolest perk of being President is that he can call anybody in the world at any time, and they will answer the phone.
- Apparently he hasn't tried calling a "Navigator" to help him sign up for Obamacare.
- He added the best one of all was when he pranked Kim Jong Un in the middle of the night, by calling and asked how his short range missile was doing.
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A 63-year-old Washington sate man claims he has had sex with 999 cars.
- As opposed to some Frat boys who claim to have had sex IN 999 cars.
- This gives a whole new meaning to your car having "heated seats".
- He says he's not picky, but prefers "model types, with a removable top and nice headlights".
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It was reported that 16 and 17-year-old Kardashian kids Kylie and Kendall Jenner were spotted at a club getting drunk with an unidentified adult.
- The only thing shocking about this story is that the "adult" wasn't one of their parents.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here tomorrow (Friday) with an all-new Podcast! (#97)!
-Dick