Officials are investigating what caused the power outage during the Super Bowl. In what should have been a clue that something was wrong, the lights in the Superdome blew out twice during Beyonce’s halftime show rehearsals. 

- I guess she figured it’s harder to tell if you’re lip-syncing if the whole stadium is dark. 

- The reason the lights were out for 34 minutes was it took time to call the guy in India who told them how to fix it.  

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John McCain was accused of racism for a joking Tweet that compared Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to the monkey Iran allegedly sent into space. 

- Personally I think Mamoud looks more like a baboon’s butt…or a horse’s ass.  

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A new study suggests that Neanderthals died out 15,000 years earlier than we thought. 

- But a small group of them still lives today…They’re known as “The Detroit City Council”. 

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Using DNA, British archeologists confirmed that they found the bones of 15th century King Richard the III buried under a parking garage. 

- So it only took about six hundred years to find King Richard the III…which means we’ve got about 550 years left until they find Jimmy Hoffa! 

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A family in Brazil says they found their pet tortoise that went missing 30 years ago alive in their home’s attic. 

- They say he ran away to join a “Turtles Tribute Band” but apparently never made it out of the house. 

- Talk about a shell-tered existance! 

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“American Idol season 12 contestant Matthew Farmer admitted that he lied about being wounded by an IED in Afghanistan and that he has always had a problem telling the truth. 

- And we’re supposed to believe that? 

- The first clue that something was amiss came during his audition when his pants spontaneously caught on fire. 

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Mike Tyson said that Lance Armstrong is “an awesome human being”. 

- Well if that endoresement doesn’t get his Tour de France medals reinstated I don’t know what will! 

- Boy that Tyson can really chew your ear off…literally.

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On this day in 1901 the Loop-the-Loop centrifugal roller coaster was patented by Ed Prescot. 

- in 1902 his picture was featured on all bottles of Dramamine. 

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday! 

-Dick 

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