Kate Middleton is denying that she tipped-off the sex of the baby she’s expecting when a woman handed her a white teddy bear. Kate responded, “Oh, is this for our d…? Thank you so much!”
- When my wife Gail was pregnant, I made the same “slip of the tongue”… Turns out I was right all SIX times.
- This means there could be another Queen in Englands future…in addition to Elton John.
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Sharp-tongued Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez died Tuesday at the age of 58 and will be laid to rest on Friday.
- Sean Penn is said to be inconsolable.
- I wonder if Chavez was surprised when he got to Hell and found out the Devil didn’t look anything like George Bush?
- Well there go Dennis Rodman’s plans for dinner and a movie with Hugo.
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Experts have concluded that static electricity is to blame for the Hindenburg disaster which happened 76 years ago.
- It took them 76 years to figure this out?
- This is why I never wear socks when I go on blimp rides over New Jersey.
- Somebody forget to stock the Hindenburg Laundry Room with sheets of Bounce.
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Warren Buffet dropped out of the top three on Forbes list of the world’s richest people.
- What a loser!
- Buffet was allegedly so depressed, he’s moved down to Margaritaville to stay with his brother Jimmy for a while.
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A University of Munster study found that having sex can be a partial or complete cure for headaches.
- The study was made possible by a grant from every married man on the planet.
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Psychology Today reports that the most popular place for people to find love at first sight is Wal-Mart.
- This explains why the Wal-Mart sign was in all of Brad and Angelina’s wedding photos.
- It makes sense…You put guns, beer, stretch pants and two lonely people in one room and somethings bound to happen!
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On this date in 1836, the battle of the Alamo took place.
- It was the beginning of America’s long debate over Immigration.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick