In a secret behind-closed-doors meeting Sunday, the Judge in the Kwame Kilpatrick trial overturned the 24 guilty verdicts against him and ordered his immediate release from the Federal Prison in Milan. No specifics were given as of Press Time.
Kwame was dressed in a giant bunny suit with a HUGE tail performing in the the Prison Easter Pageant when he heard the news. Fellow inmates attending the show, shared Kwame’s excitement and began pelting him with Jelly Beans, Cadbury Eggs, and gayly dyed Easter Shivs.
On his request, Kilpatricks attorneys immediately filed papers to have his name legally changed from “Kwame Kilpatrick” to “The Hip-ity-Hop Mayor” in honor of Peter Cottontail, who he was playing in the pageant.
Kwame was unable to get a ride from family members, who were all at K’s mom’s house (Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick) for their annual “Easter Egg Hunt” (The kids sat inside the house while the adults ran around the backyard looking for plastic eggs filled with thousands of dollars that Kwame had buried).
Details still developing… Will keep you posted.
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MICHIGAN MAKES IT TO THE FINAL FOUR FOR FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS!
After a brilliant comeback against Kansas Friday night, and an astounding 20 point blow-out in their game against the Florida Gators on Sunday, the Wolverines are just one win away from making it to the NCAA championship game.
Now, of course, I am faced with a dilemma: I’m a big UofM fan…but I graduated from Syracuse University - the school they’ll be tipping off against in the next game. So… Do I support my Alma Mater, or my daughter Jackie’s Maize and Blue Alma Mater?
Will have to make my decision by 8:49pm game time Saturday night.
Stay tuned!
Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!
-Dick