It’s raining…It’s pouring… The old man is snoring…

But who gives a rats patoot? You can’t hear him over the sound of the thunder! 

Before the on-going storms knock out my internet…here’s a brief look at today’s news!

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It’s been two years since US Congressman Anthony Weiner resigned in disgrace after tweeting picture of his nether regions to women, but now sources say he’s considering a run for Mayor of NYC. 

- Well we know he’s got a lock on the Hot Dog Vendor vote. 

- His wife is said to be standing beside him. She won’t sleep beside him, but she’ll stand there. 

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Former US Rep. Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick has signed on to hear testimony from a group trying to convince the Federal Government that UFO’s and Extraterrestrial Aliens really exist. 

- Well she should know…she gave birth to one.  

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The Postal Service canceled it’s plan to stop Saturday delivery. 

- Apparently neither rain nor snow nor the country being out of cash will keep them from their appointed rounds. 

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A new study found that using social media makes people ruder…so rude in fact, that 40% of users say it’s destroyed some of their friendships. 

- And some of those ruined friendships were with people they actually knew! 

- Why not put the mean comments where they belong - on “In-Your-Facebook”?

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The Country Music Hall of Fame announced that they’re inducting Kenny Rogers. 

- As they say, “You gotta know when to hold ‘em & know when to induct ‘em”. 

- They had planned to induct him the same year they honored Dolly Parton, but that turned out to be a bust. 

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Obamacare regulators in DC, California & Colorado have ruled that insurance companies won’t be allowed to reject smokers or charge them more, because smoking will be considered a “preexisting medical condition”. 

- So your tax dollars will do the same thing as cigarettes…go up in smoke. 

- People will however have a co-pay each time they buy a lighter. 

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here tomorrow! BTW…in a couple of weeks we’ll start a whole new round of Podcasts! But for now, all 76 of the Podcasts we’ve done so far are up on the homepage for your listening enjoyment!

-Dick 

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