North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has not made a public appearance in over 2 weeks.
- Apparently he ran out of things to point at.
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In a related story…Dennis Rodman has confirmed that he will be heading back to North Korea in August.
- If there still is a North Korea!
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A 6-year-old boy here in Michigan ran into a sign after taking his dad’s car to go look for Chinese food at 7:30 IN THE MORNING.
- As punishment his father took away two of his video games…one from Column A and one from Column B.
- The kid ended up making himself Moo Goo Gai Pan-Cakes for breakfast.
- With a side of Almond Boneless Bacon.
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A woman in Russia has given birth to a child in a car for the third time.
- And for the third time, she gave birth in the very same car in which the child was conceived.
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Now that Disney has purchased the Star Wars franchise from George Lucas, starting in 2015 they plan on releasing a sequel every summer.
- So look for all the Storm Troopers to be wearing glass slippers…and Darth Vader to reappear in a sparkly dress and announce, “Luke…I am your Fairy Godmother!”
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A French company is marketing a fork for dieters that vibrates to tell you when you’re eating too fast.
- So now you know what to do when your eating and come to a vibrating fork in the road.
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Playboy has a new app that allows you to access only the articles on your Smartphone.
- We’ll let you know how it goes over, as soon as somebody actually downloads the app.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here tomorrow with an all new Podcast - featuring special guest Tom Ryan! He’ll share stories about his recent and rather eventful trip to Disneyworld!
-Dick