At a speech in Washington, DC last night, Veep Joe Biden said that the standing joke in the White House is that “Barack is learning to speak without a teleprompter; I’m learning to speak with one.”
- Obama had no comment as his teleprompter was down.
- Meanwhile White House Spokesman Jay Carney says the White House had no knowledge about the use of teleprompters until they read it in a newspaper article yesterday.
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Lois Lerner, the IRS official in the “non-profit group unit” who apologized for targeting conservative groups, plans to “Take the Fifth” and refuse to testify before a House Investigative Committee.
- Nothing says “I didn’t do anything illegal” like taking the Fifth!
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Porn stars are complaining that the big banks are suddenly refusing to accept money that comes from the porn industry.
- You don’t want to screw with porn stars!
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A new study finds that 10 percent of Facebook users aren’t human.
- So a lot of your FB friends aren’t only fake…they’re aliens!
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O.J. Simpson says if he can get his armed robbery conviction overturned, he’s going to go on a nationwide tour to speak about the Nicole Brown murder case.
- Right…like he know’s anything about THAT!
- He’s already telling inmates he’s hired Kato Kaelin as his opening act.
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A British driver said it’s a miracle that George Michael walked away alive after he fell out of a car at 70mph on a freeway and she nearly ran over him.
- Luckily, she wasn’t asleep at the wheel…which George usually is.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday! And don’t forget to check out my latest Podcast (#79) up now on the homepage!
-Dick