The Wings lost to the Blackhawks Monday night forcing a Game 7 in Chicago Wednesday night. A lot of mistakes (including some by the refs according to many angry fans) led to the Blackhawks getting and scoring on a penalty shot, giving them the fourth goal and a 4-3 victory. But as they say, it ain’t over til the fat lady sings. Here’s hoping Rosie O’Donnell is nowhere near the ice Wednesday night! GO WINGS!!!!!

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The Pope upset some religious traditionalists by saying that even atheists can get to Heaven, if they do good works on earth. 

- Of course the Atheists don’t believe him.  

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Target now sells a line of wedding dresses. 

- Walmart is going even further by offering dresses for sale, and renting out their greeters for the “Something Old & Something Blue” parts. 

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Last week Jodi Arias said if her life is spared, she’ll start a prison recycling program. 

- She may be a cold-blooded killer, but at least she cares about the planet! 

- Jodi went a step further saying that she would never dump any future boyfriends that she murders in our over-crowded landfills. 

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Spain’s National Statistics Institute reports that the most common names in Spain are Maria and Jose. 

- No wonder so many guys are walking around Spain singing “I Just Met a Girl Named Maria”. 

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Universal Studios is creating a “Simpsons” theme park in Orlando. 

- All the rollar coasters have a sign that reads “You must be as tall as Marge’s hair to ride this ride”. 

- They expect the most popular attraction to be “The Homer” where you get to sit on a couch drinking beer in your underwear. 

- Test-riders on “The Donut” were said to emerge with a glazed look in their eyes. 

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A Buffalo Bills fan is getting attention for having a large tattoo of O.J. Simpson’s 1994 mug shot on his thigh. 

- If that won’t have women beating down his door I don’t know what will. 

- He’s also having a small tat of Kato Kaelin inked…on what he call his “guest kneecap”. 

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Have a great day!

-Dick 

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