The Wings quacked under pressure last night, losing to the Anaheim Ducks 3-2 in overtime. 3-2 is also how the series stands with the Ducks on top - meaning we need to win the next two games or we’re out of the Play-Offs. Game 6 at the Joe Friday night… GO WINGS!!!
And RIP Carol Anderson, wife of Tiger’s legendary manager Sparky Anderson. She passed away yesterday of natural causes at the age of 79.
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Pfizer announced it will start selling Viagra online.
- So now men can avoid the embarrassment of trying to “get it over the counter”.
- Makes sense since online is where so many guys meet their dates.
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After a ridiculously long trial, Jodi Arias was found guilty of the First Degree Murder of her boyfriend.
- She told reporters she felt like the Jury had “stabbed her in the back”…like, maybe 27 times???
She also said she would prefer the death penalty to life in prison.
- Okay.
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78,000 people have applied to leave Earth forever to seek a new life on Mars.
- Linsday Lohan wants to go because she figures Mars will have one of those cool bars like the one in Star Wars.
- Tom Cruise said, “Great…there goes the neighborhood!”
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Speaking of Tom Cruise…he’s signed-on to return as Ethan Hunt in the fifth “Mission: Impossible” movie.
- In this sequel, the “Impossible Mission” is Tom actually keeping a wife.
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Beloved soap opera star Jeanne Cooper of “The Young and the Restless” has died at 84.
- Or so the writers would have us believe…
- Her son Corbin Bernsen confirmed that she is really gone…unlike the 18 times she died and came back to life on the show.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here with an all new Podcast Friday!
-Dick