In an interview last week, Martha Stewart admitted to sexting, having a one-night stand, and most shockingly - having a threesome. 

- Or as the other two participants in the threesome called it, “NOT a Good Thing!”

- I’m thinking the one night stand happened back when she was in Prison.  

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New research shows that women go through 150 hairstyles in a lifetime. 

- Except for Marge Simpson who just sticks with one. 

- About 50 of the hairstyles happen in the hours leading up to a teenager’s Senior Prom. 

- Men, on the other hand have only three hairstyles: Having hair, The Combover, and Completely Bald. 

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Interest in Paula Deen’s annual cruise has increased so much that another one has been added. 

- She just loves the ocean…especially the white caps. (Ooooh Sorry! Cheap shot!)

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Former New England Patriots receiver Dion Branch said murder suspect Aaron Hernandez is “a great guy”. 

- Isn’t that what Dennis Rodman said about Kim Jong Un? 

- And let’s not forget that Hitler was a terrific dancer! 

- Branch added that he’s not only “a great guy”, but “a great shot” as well. 

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Jessica Simpson says she thinks her newborn baby boy, Ace Knute Johnson, is going to become President of the United States. 

- Well I think we can pretty much rule out brain surgeon and rocket scientist.   

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Today is World UFO Day. It was started in 2001 and is dedicated to the existance of Unidentified Flying Objects. 

- In Washington DC it’s know as “Eric Snowden Day” since they can’t undentify his current location and have no idea where he’s flying to. 

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Have a great day…and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick

 

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