Detroit officials announced that the bankrupcy filed last week did not mean that they were going to sell off the artwork at the DIA.
- They were going to put City Hall on the market, but then they remembered that Kwame sold that years ago…and he’s got the “rap sheet” to prove it!
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In case you just crawled out from under a rock…Kate Middleton has gone into labor and is “in hospital”. As of this writing the Royal Baby has not been born, but it could happen at any minute.
- Rumor has it that the baby is already crowning.
- We don’t know the baby’s sex yet, but when push comes to shove they’re gonna have to let us know.
- If the baby has Charles’ ears…we may be in for a long wait.
- Soon we’ll find out if Enland will have more Royal Jewels, or someone to wear the ones they already have.
- Nobody in the Royal Family has pushed this hard since Charlie tried to push Queen Elizabeth off the throne.
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Vice President Biden says he hasn’t ruled out running for President in 2016.
- Everyone in the country has…but Joe hasn’t.
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North Korean leader Kim Jong Un reportedly fired his step mom from her government post because “she knows too much”.
- She knows too much as opposed to Kim Jong Un who knows virtually nothing.
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A study by the London School of Economics found that for humans, happiness peaks at ages 23 and 69.
- Happiest of all are 69-year-old men married to 23-year old women.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday! And don’t forget Podcast #86 up now on the homepage!
-Dick