According the International Monetary Fund, China has overtaken the US as the World's Largest Economy.
- To celebrate, China gave all of it's child workers an extra 5 minute break.
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A study by the CDC found that over 110 million Americans have a sexually transmitted disease.
- Hey China...Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
- Now I understand that new online dating site: eUnexplanedRash.com.
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An Australian couple who've been married for 55 years lectured the Pope and his bishops on the joys of sex.
- After 55 years of marriage you'd think the only person having LESS sex than this couple would be the Pope.
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North Korea's Kim Jong Un hasn't been seen in months, leading to speculation that he's been overthrown.
- Or thrown to the dogs...literally.
- Of course he could just be on an extended booze cruise with his BFF Dennis Rodman.
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A group of international scientists claim that the female "G-Spot" doesn't exist.
- Scientists are nerds...maybe it's just that THEY can't find it.
- We could ask their wives or girlfriends but scientists don't have wives or girlfriends.
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Fox has ordered a 10-part mini series called "The People vs. O.J. Simpson".
- I can't wait for the final episode to find out how it ends!
- The part of Kato Kaelin will be played by Kato Kaelin...since he's got absolutely NOTHING else to do.
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The World Health Organization is warning survivors of Ebola to wear condoms for 90 days.
- Apparently there are more people who want to do the horizontal Mambo with someone who just got over a deadly disease than I thought.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday with a brand new Podcast!
-Dick