Ben Affleck, who's in town filming the new Batman movie, crashed a kid's Birthday party in Southfield. 

- He didn't mean to crash it, but apparently he forgot to take the Batmobile in when GM recalled it for brake issues. 

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Pope Francis said that God will give him "another 2 or 3 good years". 

- That kind of "inside info" can only come from one person...Edward Snowden. 

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Burger King is bringing back it's "Chicken French Fries" staring next week. 

- If you don't know what a Chicken French Fry is, just picture a McNugget's really tall and skinny brother. 

- They're designed for people who just don't have the energy to pick up a regular fried chicken sandwich. 

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Kid Rock announced that he's going to be a Grandpa. 

- So coming soon...Grand Kid Rock!

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Music insiders say Paul McCartney is recording a secret album with Kanye West. 

- I hope they keep it so secret that it's never released. 

- The first single is said to be a remake entitled: "Kim's Long and Widening Butt". 

- Thing's have come full circle for Paul: John Lennon said the Beatles were more popular than Jesus and Kayne thinks he IS Jesus. 

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On this date in 1698 Russian czar "Peter the Great" took the throne. 

- Apparently his wife wasn't impressed...she referred to him as "Peter the Average". 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday! 

-Dick