Former American Idol contestant William Hung got married in June, but kept it a secret until now. 

- He's good at keeping secrets...for instance he's kept his singing talent hidden to this very day. 

- Insert your own "She Bangs" joke here. 

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General Motors announced that the new Corvette will have a camera that records every move a driver makes. 

- So now guys can have their whole mid-life crisis on video. 

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A restaurant in China is using robots to cook food. 

- If this catches on over there, it could put millions of children out of a job. 

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Sweden is celebrating 200 years without being in any Wars. 

- They're also celebrating 200 years of exporting hot blonds and Swedish fish. 

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Taylor Swift announced that she'll be releasing a pop-album later this year called "1989". 

- It's either named after the year she was born or the number of boyfriends she's had. 

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The NFL is asking artists who perform at the Super Bowl to split their record sale revenue with the league. 

- This seems unfair...personally I think some of the acts should pay US for having to watch their half-time show. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick