Obamacare announced they now cover transgender sexual reassignment surgery for men who want to become women and vice versa.
- But President Obama was quick to point out "If you like the Penis you were born with...you can keep the Penis you were born with".
- Let me get this straight...Boob jobs are now covered for men, but not for women?
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Last night's Emmy Awards went off without a hitch...or a gunshot...which is saying a lot for an Awards show these days!
- The big winner was "Breaking Bad," which of course chronicles the career of Justin Bieber.
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Burger King has confirmed that's it's buying Canadian based donut and coffee giant Tim Horton's.
- Their new slogan will be "Special Orders Don't Upset Us...All We Ask Is That You Let Us Serve It Your Way, Eh?"
- McDonald's had considered buying Tim Horton's as well, but thought selling "McNuggets" and "Timbits" at the same place sounded too racy.
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Scientists at Binghamton University say the average IQ score is decreasing because we've hit our intellectual peak.
- The say the decline coincided with the airing of the first episode of "Honey Boo Boo".
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Starbucks will begin testing mobile coffee stores on college campuses this fall.
- They'll accept Visa, Mastercard and Job Applications from seniors who are still looking for a job they're qualified for.
- But where are they gonna sit and wait to get hit-on while pretending to study on their laptops?
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Tiger Woods has parted ways with his swing coach of the past four years.
- Apparently Tiger is going to give up on his swing and go back to working overtime with his putter.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick