A new book about the Secret Service claims that no one wants to guard Joe Biden because he likes to go skinny dipping.
- I guess this isn't what people meant when they said they wanted more "transparency" in Government.
- On the bright side, thanks to "shrinkage" there's less of him to protect.
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Duke University found that modern society flourished once our ancestor's testosterone levels were reduced.
- Meanwhile Estrogen levels plummet every time a woman happens to see Joe Biden skinny dipping.
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Hurray! Hurray! It's Primary Day! Robo Calls From Campaign Staffs Will Stop Today!
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The Mayor of Toledo lifted citywide restrictions on drinking water yesterday.
- So if you're planning your August vacation in Toledo this year...it's a go!
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According to a new survey, 3 in 5 Americans have had sex in a car.
- Most in GM cars since there's no chance of the airbags accidentally deploying.
- The survey also found that 2 in 5 Americans were Conceived in a car.
- This proves the slogan: "Love...It's What Makes a Subaru a Subaru".
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An Illinois man faces charges for trying to kill his roommate because she ate three Chips Ahoy cookies for breakfast.
- How much you wanna bet he goes with the "Twinkie Defense"?
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According to Forbes magazine, Sandra Bullock earned $51 million dollars last year, making her the highest paid actress in Hollywood.
- Bullock knocked Angelina Jolie from the top spot down to #5...but Angelina is still #1 in the Highest Paid "Serial Kid Adopter" category.
- The "Highest Actress" went to Lindsay Lohan.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick