Over 40 Million people tuned in as The Ohio State Buckeyes decimated the heavily favored Oregon Ducks 42 to 20 to win the National College Football Championship last night.
- Ironically 42 to 20 is also the IQ range for most of the OSU players... although that's just a rough guess since most of them don't go to class.
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Kwame Kilpatrick's attorney will appear at the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Cincinnati today in an attempt to get the Kwaminator a new trial. Kwame claims his lawyer in the trial that landed him in the slammer had a "conflict of interest" and didn't adequately represent him.
- That sounds familiar... Didn't Kwame have a "conflict of interest" with the citizens of Detroit while he was the Mayor? Like NOT REPRESENTING the people adequately???
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Political Pundits here and abroad are saying that President Obama let the entire world down by not attending the "Charlie Hebdo" Unity Rally in France.
- Well not the WHOLE world. Dennis Rodman says Kim Jong Un was totally cool with it.
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A Facebook survey found that 60% of Americans have already broken their New Year's Resolutions.
- Even more shocking... the survey was taken at noon on January 2nd.
- The #1 broken Resolution was "I will not participate in surveys on Facebook".
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An ISIS hacker group infiltrated the Twitter account of the U.S. Central Command and also took over their YouTube page.
- So I guess all those tweets about George Clooney looking great at the Golden Globes weren't from our Military Commanders...they were from the terrorists.
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A study by Reuters found that a high-fiber diet lowers your risk of death.
- And dramatically increases your risk of spending all day in the bathroom.
- Remember the late Comic Dennis Wolfberg's line: "You can't eat Fiber One and hold a job".
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Researchers at the University of Missouri found that people who are separated from their iPhones suffer serious mental and physical side effects.
- The condition is known as: iWantMyPhoneBackNowOrSomebody'sGonnaGetHurt
- Luckily, if it happens to you...There's an app for that!
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick