Today only - until 10pm - Art Van is giving away a free Drone with every purchase of $1999.99.
- Plus, you get same day delivery of your furniture...if you use your drone to deliver it.
- So don't freak out if you see a faux leather sectional hovering over your neighbors front yard.
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The Washington Post published a story online that said Joe Biden was running for President, only to yank it down 10 minutes later.
- For our senior readers, think of it as a sort of digital "Dewey Defeats Truman".
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Jeb Bush told CNN that Donald Trump is still acting like the host of "Celebrity Apprentice".
- If that were true, Trump would have fired all the "illegal immigrant" who are working on that show by now.
- Don'tcha hate to see these two guys building up such a wall between them?
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A National PSA is urging kids not to lose their virginity when they're drunk.
- The slogan is: "You Never Want To Forget Your First Time".
- So basically, they're saying to have sex first, THEN start doing the Jell-O shots.
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Do you suffer from"Wealth Fatigue Syndrome? Some Psychiatrists are now offering the super-duper-uber rich therapy to help cope with their feelings about being ridiculously wealthy.
- Sounds like a Cash Cow...or in this case, a Cash Couch.
- They say "Money Can't Buy Happiness"...but for 10 grand an hour you can buy a therapist to listen to you whine about how much money you've got.
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Oscar Pistorius was released from prison after just 12 months and will serve the rest of his 5 year sentence at home.
- Just to be safe, his friends wanted to remove all the bathroom doors but the idea was shot down...by Oscar.
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Bill Cosby fired his long time attorney Martin Singer for undisclosed reasons.
- Mr. Singer said all he remembers is Cosby inviting him over for a drink, then waking up and finding out he was unemployed.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick