After months of speculation, VEEP Joe Biden announced yesterday that he will Not run for President in 2016.
- Hillary was so excited she went out and gave a speech, then used the money to buy herself 5000 new pantsuits.
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And speaking of Hillary, she's appearing before the Congressional Benghazi Investigation Committee right now....
- Wearing one of those pantsuits.
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The Fandango website crashed again because of a surge is ticket sales for the upcoming Star Wars movie.
- It's the perfect date night movie...if only Star Wars fans could find a date.
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His show went off the air in 1998, but 61 year old Jerry Seinfeld was just named Highest Paid Comedian by Forbes magazine...raking in $36 Million in the last year.
- Not that there's anything wrong with that.
NOTE: Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham, who was on my radio show a number of times, also made the list earning 19 million in the last year.
- Well, it's actually only 9.5 mil since he has to split it with his dummy Walter.
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Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe told Playboy magazine that he's had major struggles with alcoholism.
- Read more about it in J.K. Rowlings new book "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Smirnoff".
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Kim Kardashian celebrated her 35th Birthday Wednesday.
- If you want to get her a gift, she's registered at Bed, Bath & Butts Beyond Belief.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!
-Dick