After months of speculation, VEEP Joe Biden announced yesterday that he will Not run for President in 2016. 

- Hillary was so excited she went out and gave a speech, then used the money to buy herself 5000 new pantsuits. 

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And speaking of Hillary, she's appearing before the Congressional Benghazi Investigation Committee right now....

- Wearing one of those pantsuits. 

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The Fandango website crashed again because of a surge is ticket sales for the upcoming Star Wars movie. 

- It's the perfect date night movie...if only Star Wars fans could find a date. 

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His show went off the air in 1998, but 61 year old Jerry Seinfeld was just named Highest Paid Comedian by Forbes magazine...raking in $36 Million in the last year. 

- Not that there's anything wrong with that. 

NOTE: Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham, who was on my radio show a number of times, also made the list earning 19 million in the last year. 

- Well, it's actually only 9.5 mil since he has to split it with his dummy Walter. 

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Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe told Playboy magazine that he's had major struggles with alcoholism. 

- Read more about it in J.K. Rowlings new book "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Smirnoff". 

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Kim Kardashian celebrated her 35th Birthday Wednesday. 

-  If you want to get her a gift, she's registered at Bed, Bath & Butts Beyond Belief. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!

-Dick