Madonna has weighed in on the attacks in Paris by saying that we should Love terrorists into submission.
- Okay... I say she goes first.
- Apparently her plan is to weaken the jihadists by giving them all STD's.
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The price of Turkey is expected to increase by 40% this Thanksgiving because of a bird-flu outbreak.
- If the turkeys had just listened to their doctors and gotten their flu shots.
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Yogi Berra made the list of 17 people who will be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom later this month.
- Wasn't it Yogi who said, "If you live long enough, you're bound to be given an award posthumously"? (Okay...he didn't really say that, but you gotta admit it sounds like he did!)
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According to news reports, if Chris Christie doesn't fare well in the first two primaries, in min-January he will quit the race...
- ...along with his Diet!
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Australia has started rationing baby food because China has been buying up large quantities.
- I guess the little ones are just like the rest of us... they eat Chinese baby food and want more an hour later.
- Apparently Mom's in China are packing their babies lunches before sending them off to their factory jobs.
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Scientists in England believe that people who spend too much time in front of the computer suffer from "Cyber Sickness".
- You can see if you're suffering symptom by checking WebMd.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick