For those of you who thought the world was going to hell in a hand basket, it turns out it's going someplace else instead.
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Six of Charlie Sheen's sex partners have already filed a suit against him for failing to tell them that he has HIV.
- If everyone he's slept with sues, this is going to be the largest Class Action Lawsuit in history.
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David Hasselhoff announced that he's changing his name to David Hoff.
- This is the biggest news to come out of Hollywood since Kanye West announced he's running for President.
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President Obama told GQ magazine he plans to make gun control his signature issue of 2016.
- The rest of us are planning to make the fight against ISIS our signature issue of 2016.
- He plans on having a beer summit with the head of the NRA. Actually, they'll be serving Colt 45.
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Accroding to a new survey, 25% of British men believe that they have "Man-Periods" every month, and complain of PMS symptoms including bloating, mood swings and weight gain.
- Just wait until they go through Men-o-pause.
- Poor Caitlyn Jenner. Talk about a double-whammy.
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A survey found that 61% of companies expect to hire more employees next year.
- Which is great news, especially if you know how to speak Syrian.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!
-Dick