A Yahoo News survey found that 75% of American children will own a mobile device by age 4.
- So look for a flood of tweets like "Dora the Explorer Rules" and "I haven't wet my bed in a month! #ByeByeRubberSheets".
- Basically today's kids think "An Apple For The Teacher" means you have to buy them an iPhone.
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Ohio voted down a proposal yesterday that would have legalized medical marijuana and "recreational" pot smoking.
- Even The Ohio State football team voted against it...because they couldn't read the ballot.
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President Obama said that if Republican candidates can't handle CNBC Debate moderators, there's no way they can handle Vladimir Putin.
- Well it takes one to know one.
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A study by the CDC found that sleep deprived people strongly crave high calorie foods.
- So in addition to her other problems...Rosie O'Donnell must be an insomniac.
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OJ Simpson is vehemently denying rumors that he slept with Kris Jenner and that he may be Khloe Kardashian's biological Dad.
- OJ has now asked to be released from prison so he can spend everyday of the rest of his life looking for the real father.
- Poor Khloe. First her Ex-Step Dad becomes her Ex-Step Mom and now this.
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A fire gutted Johnny Mathis' Hollywood mansion Monday night.
- When asked if arson was a possibility Johnny said "Chances are...But It's Not For Me To Say".
- Needless to say he was upset, telling a firefighter "Look at me...I'm as misty as a kitten up a tree".
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick