Eddie Murphy and his girlfriend are expecting their first child together. Eddie already has 8 eight kids from previous relationships.
- They're making a movie about Eddie called "Beverly Hills Pop Nine".
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Hillary Clinton has launched a new TV ad in which she calls for stricter gun control.
- She's been big on gun control ever since she found out Bill couldn't keep his pistol in his holster.
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Spirit and Frontier Airlines are increasing their checked baggage fees just for the Holiday season.
- On the bright side, you can carry-on all of the emotional baggage you picked up spending Thanksgiving with your in-laws for free.
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Some groups are calling for SNL to pull Donald Trump as guest host of this Saturday's show because of his anti-Mexican comments.
- To appease critics, The Donald invited a Mexican couple - a Mr. Jimmy Chunga and his wife Jilly Con Queso to the taping of the show.
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The big rumor in Hollywood is that Tom Brady's wife Gisele Bundchen had a boob job.
- Apparently Tom thought she was a bit on the deflated side.
- She didn't want the surgery but Tom said if she was a real Patriot she'd go thru with it.
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On this day in 1492, Christopher Columbus saw corn for the first time.
- And on this day in 1992, Charlie Sheen saw Porn for the first time.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!
-Dick