The Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile crashed on a snowy Pennsylvania road earlier this week.
- Police say they haven't seen this much damage to a Hot Dog since Lorena Bobbitt was involved.
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A Beagle named "Miss P" took Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show last night and today will visit the Empire State Building, have lunch at a NYC Steakhouse and meet with Donald Trump.
- The dog wants hair styling tips and to find out how The Donald keeps his "coat" so shiny.
- Looks like "Miss P" is a shoe-in for The Donald's new show "Canine Apprentice".
- "Miss P" was so excited to win, she "Miss P-eed" all over the judges leg.
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On February 23, Little Caesars will introduce it's new Bacon Wrapped Crust Deep! Deep! Dish Pizza. Each Pizza will cost $12 and come wrapped in 3 and a half feet of Bacon.
- Bacon is good...but I think we've gone off the rails when we start measuring it in FEET.
- When you order, just ask for the Heart Attack! Heart Attack! Special.
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Tech experts are predicting that the new Apple Smart Watch, which comes out in April, will sell 20 million units this year.
- I already HAVE a Smart Watch... It's so Smart it can tell the time!
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Lady Gaga is engaged!
- She'll be the first bride in history whose wedding gown will be served as the meat entree at the reception.
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A video of Joe Biden massaging the shoulders and whispering in the ear of the wife of our new Defense Secretary Ashton Carter while her husband gave a speech has gone viral.
- Bill Clinton would have done it but he was out of town.
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A Gallup poll found that 65% of Americans think our handling of the ISIS situation is going badly.
- The other 35% work at the White House.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here tomorrow! And don't forget the 28th Annual Salvation Army Bed & Bread Club Radiothon is coming up on Friday, February 27, on 760 WJR!
-Dick
