A female "Viagra" pill has been put up for federal review this week that promises to boost sexual desire in women.
- So you can wait years for the pill to get approved...or just take your wife to see "50 Shades of Grey".
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Speaking of "50 Shades of Grey"...
-During the run, all movie theater concession stands have replaced the "M&M's" with "S&M's".
- Also Reese's Peanut Butter Cups only come in size Double D.
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A new study has found that napping can relieve stress and strengthen the immune system.
- This explains why Ruth Bader Ginsberg looked so relaxed when she woke up during the State of the Union.
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Britain is hosting the first ever Small Penis Convention to encourage health body images for men.
- So far not one guy has signed up to attend...but a lot of their wives have.
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Rolls Royce unveiled a new model at the Paris Auto Show that's designed to chauffeur pets.
- Don't they already have a car for Dogs? It's called the Land "Rover".
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A new Dr. Seuss book is being published using materials that were found in his home 22 years after his death. The book is call, "What Pet Should I Get?"
- His relatives were thrilled with the discovery saying, "A new book! Oh Me... Oh My! More Money for us! From our favorite Dead Guy!"
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IMPORTANT NOTE: Don't forget that the 28th Annual Salvation Army Bed & Bread Club Radiothon is coming up a week from tomorrow, February 27, on 760 WJR. The Bed & Bread Club feeds 5000 Metro Detroiters every day, 365 days a year, and shelters 600 men, women and children every single night. I hope you'll tune in and contribute to this vital program! In fact you can even donate RIGHT NOW by calling 248-528-0760 or going to WJR.com. I will be behind the mic from 7pm to 10pm along with Jackie, Big Al and some of the other "Purtan's People" from my radio show. I look forward to once again being a part of this incredible 16 hour event...starting at 6am and going to 10pm...and thank you in advance for your support!!!
For a look at just how bad the situation in Detroit is...especially for the kids...click on the link. Poverty & Kids In Detroit
-Dick
