Hillary Clinton officially announced her run for the 2016 Presidential election in a video she posted on YouTube Sunday.
- In a related story...Bill Clinton spent Sunday WATCHING videos other women posted on MyBoobs.
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The White House has installed a "Gender Neutral" bathroom featuring both a urinal and a toilet.
- It's known as the "Bruce Jenner" room.
- With everything going on in the world, it's nice to know Gender Neutral Bathrooms are the administrations #1 priority. And #2.
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"Furious 7" was number one at the box office for the 2nd straight week.
- If you haven't seen it... it' just like "12 Angry Men" but with 5 fewer guys who are a lot madder.
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Katie Holmes was spotted at Disneyland over the weekend with her 8 year old daughter Suri Cruise.
- She said the Magic Kingdom was a lot like Scientology...except you're allowed to leave.
- Katie posed for a picture with the Seven Dwarfs but, our of habit, made them all stand on crates so they'd look taller than her.
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Sources at Buckingham Palace say the Royal Baby will arrive next month.
- Sounds like Prince Harry has scheduled a trip to see Grandma.
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A new study found that Obesity may protect people from dementia.
- Researchers came to that conclusion after noticing that no one EVER got lost on their way to the All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet.
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A female contestant on "The Bachelor" reportedly broke wind twice on her first date.
- And then they had sex.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!
-Dick