It's April 15th... Deadline Day for filing your federal income taxes.
- And if you're like me...you have every confidence that Congress will spend your money wisely!
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In clip from his upcoming interview with Diane Sawyer about his sex change, Bruce Jenner said "My whole life has been getting me ready for this".
- And now that he's a woman, it takes him 3 hours to get ready for interviews.
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Royal Caribbean has two ships at sea right now with passengers experiencing gastrointestinal illnesses.
- On the bright side, the line at the Midnight Buffet is a lot shorter than usual.
- To try and contain the illness, all of the sick passengers have been moved to the Poop Deck.
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Hillary Clinton confirmed that she named 35 year old Robby Mook as her campaign chief, making him the first openly gay manager of a US presidential campaign.
- His strategy to get votes? Accessorize!
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A new study found that 58% of American students are not proficient enough in Grammar.
- For example, most of the students believe "Grammar" is the old lady married to their "Gramper".
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65 year old Billy Joel and his 33 year old girlfriend have confirmed that they have a baby on the way.
- She wants a boy... But Billy wants an Uptown Girl.
- A baby at 65??? He must be going out of his tree. Or driving his car into one...
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The FDA is monitoring a program that prescribes medicinal marijuana to dogs.
- And you thought Rover could jump high to catch that Frisbee now!
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick