Our red hot Tigers will try to increase their 1st place AL Central League standing to 11 - 3 when they take on the New York Yankees tonight at Comerica Park. Game time: 7:09 GO TIGS!!!!!

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In a "Long and Winding" acceptance speech at his induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Ringo Starr offered some advice to bands trying to make it today: If you break wind on the tour bus, "own it". 

- The same applies if you're trapped in a Yellow Submarine. 

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The FBI admitted to "overstating" forensic hair matches in every murder trial before the year 2000. 

- "Overstated" must be FBI speak for "Lied". 

- I knew OJ didn't do it!

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An unidentified person was arrested by the Secret Service Sunday after scaling the fence and trying to get into the White House. 

- If he wants in the White House so badly, why doesn't he just run for President like everybody else? 

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In a clip from his upcoming tell-all "I am a woman" interview with Diane Sawyer, Bruce Jenner says his kids are his number one priority. 

- Bruce is putting his kids first...just like any other good Mother.

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A North Korean news agency is reporting that Kim Jong Un has climbed the highest mountain in North Korea. 

- The report was confirmed by a man claiming to be Kim's sherpa...a Mr. B. Williams formerly of NBC. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday! 

-Dick