Donald Trump says that he's the one who deserves an apology after his nasty exchange with Fox News debate host Megyn Kelly.
- The Donald insisted that if Megyn doesn't apologize "there's going to be hell toupee".
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Astronomers have spotted a mysterious woman-like shape on the planet Mars.
- They knew it was true when they spotted Bill Cosby offering her a drink.
- I thought Women were from Mars and Men were from Venus.
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A new survey found that 75% of millennials plan on buying a home someday.
- The other 25% assume they'll inherit the one they're living in now.
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Cuba is building 4 new cruise ships in anticipation of the increased tourism between the US and Cuba.
- To make people leaving Cuba feel at home, the massive boats will be shaped like '57 Chevys.
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Kris Jenner and Caitlyn Jenner were seen together at a grocery store in Los Angeles.
- They both stocked up on the staples...Milk, Bread and Miss Clairol hair color.
- Caitlyn also bought some "Secret" deodorant because "It's Strong Enough For a Man, But Made For a Woman".
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Target has announced they will no longer label their departments by gender.
- So now if your looking for pantyhose at Target, you're on your own.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick