Little House on the Prairie star Melissa Gilbert is running for Congress in Michigan's 8th District.
- She says she feels confident she can beat her rival, Nellie Oleson.
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Bars in London are now serving "Breathable Alcohol" in which you soak up booze through your skin and eyes.
- In America we call that, "Hanging out with Lindsay Lohan".
- It's for people who are just too darn lazy to actually pick up a glass.
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The National Nurses Union has endorsed Bernie Sanders.
- Meanwhile the National Chicken Lovers Union has endorsed Colonel Sanders.
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A Drexel University survey found that 88% of adults have sexted.
- The other 12% still have rotary dial phones.
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Japan has invented personal vehicles that can fold up so small they can fit in people's pockets.
- So now you'll not only forget where you put your keys, you'll forget where you put your car.
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Hillary Clinton unveiled her $350 Billion college affordability plan on Monday.
- She'll reveal the details in a $300,000 speech she's giving at Harvard next week.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!
- Dick