The 21st Annual Dream Cruise is coming up this Saturday on Woodward Avenue. A number of people I've run into the last week or so have asked if I'll be going to the Big Event, and I tell them that after doing 14 Cruises in a row, I'm literally "Exhausted". (Cough...cough). I'll just stay home and watch my daughter, JoAnne, on the Channel 7 news coverage!
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We've got the Dream Cruise, and in San Francisco, that "glamorous" City by the Bay, vagrancy has gotten so bad that the city has painted nine walls with a repellant paint that makes pee spray back on the offender's clothes and shoes.
- So if you're headed to SF for vacation, Urine for a big surprise.
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The big financial story is that China has devalued it's currency, the Yuan, again.
- Like any good American I'm wondering how this will effect the price of my favorite Sweet 'n Sour Chicken at the China Cafe.
- China made the change after adding up the numbers in Column A and Column B.
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A study by World Lifestyle named Cheetos the worst snack for people trying to eat healthy.
- But it's the best snack for people who want orange fingers.
- Phew. I was afraid I was going to have to give up Fried Pork Rinds.
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Sources are saying that FOX News president Roger Ailes has sided with Donald Trump over Megyn Kelly in their recent debate dispute.
- It was a tough decision for him because their both blondes.
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The hot showbiz rumor is that the Spice Girls are planning a 20 year reunion tour.
- The songs will be the same, but this time around Baby Spice will be known as Old Spice.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here with a brand new Podcast on Friday!
-Dick