Donald Trump announced that he's never eating Oreos again because Nabisco is moving it's factories to Mexico.
- And he vowed to build a wall to keep the cookies from immigrating back into the U.S.
- The Donald also announced that he loves Keebler cookies in an effort to lock up the elf vote.
- Meanwhile Al Sharpton accused Trump of favoring Vanilla Wafers.
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In other "Need to Know" news... The National Enquirer is reporting that Michelle Obama wants to divorce Barack because he's been flirting with Caroline Kennedy.
- Meanwhile Republicans are mad at Obama for being in bed with Iran.
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New research shows that "Mindfulness Meditation", where you concentrate on your breathing, may cause people to "recall" things that didn't actually happen.
- The study was funded by former NBC News Anchor Brian Williams.
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A University of Wisconsin study suggests that "Gaydar" isn't a real thing.
- They also discounted the concept of "Deja Vu"...so if you think someone's gay and feel like you had that exact thought before, you're wrong.
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Toys 'R' Us has released its annual list of the top 15 Christmas toys.
- I'm looking forward to Transgender Barbie which is basically a Ken Doll that comes with a pair of little plastic pumps.
- There's also a "Tickle Me Isis" doll that laughs, then explodes when you touch it.
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Kim Kardashian flipped out at Kanye West after reading some racy text messages on his phone.
- She was looking at HIS phone because HER phone broke when she accidentally butt dialed it.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!
-Dick