The Detroit News and Freep are reporting that Lion's coach Jim Caldwell will survive for another year because the team ended with a 7-9 record after starting the season at 1-7. 

- The decision will ultimately be made by the team's new 90 year old owner, Martha Firestone Ford, but not until she finishes her Bingo Tournament later this week. 

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Bernie Sanders says that he doesn't think Bill Clinton's sex life should be brought up during the Presidential campaign. 

- While most Americans are just hoping Bernie Sanders sex life won't be brought up during the Presidential campaign. 

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Sources say that Don Lemon was drunk during CNN's New Year's Eve Broadcast. 

- Anderson Cooper should have been the one tanked so he could make it through his stint with the always obnoxious Kathy Griffin. 

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According to a new survey, the most common New Year's Resolution posted on Facebook was to lose weight. 

- Personally, I'd rather have people keep eating and resolve to stop posting cute cat videos. 

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Republican Presidential hopeful Chris Christie called President Obama "a petulant child". 

- A White House spokesperson responded, "Is not!" to which Christie replied, "Is too!"

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Bill Cosby is out on $1 million dollars bail after being officially charged in his sex scandal. 

- Luckily, with his $400 million fortune, the bail hasn't cut into his wine and pill budget. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday! 

-Dick

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