Carrie Fisher has announced that she and Harrison Ford had a 3-month affair while filming one the original Star Wars Movies in 1976. 

- So apparently... Han wasn't going Solo. 

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A Pew Research Center study found that 62% of Americans get their political news from Facebook.

- I prefer to get mine from more informed sources... like "Twitter". 

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An MRC YouGov Poll found that 78% of voters think the media was biased toward Hillary Clinton in their election coverage... including more than 30% of Hillary supporters. 

- The media was biased towards Hillary? Right... what's next? We find out that the Cubs won the World Series? 

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A growing number of Hillary Clinton supporters have been burning their "New Balance" sneakers after the company president expressed support for Donald Trump. 

- It's not nearly as fun as the "Bra Burning" protests in the '60's and 70s. Nobody really wants to sneak a peek at the protestors feet. 

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Donald Trump sent the media into a "frenzy" last night by sneaking out for a steak dinner with his family without letting them know. 

- During the campaign the media was angry about everything he said, now they're angry that he didn't say anything. 

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Hugh Hefner's son, Cooper Hefner, has told insiders that Playboy is going to bring back nude photos in 2017. 

- Wow. It's only been a week and Trump is already Making America Great Again!

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday! 

-Dick