The Cubs beat the Indians last night to win the World Series! America loves a Comeback... especially when it takes 108 years. 

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Anthony Weiner has checked himself into a rehab clinic to deal with his Sex Addiction. 

- He's doing well... at least according to the women he sexted last night. 

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The FBI announced that their investigation into the Clinton Foundation is being handled by the "White Collar Division". 

- As opposed to the Monica Lewsinsky Scandal which was handled by the "Blue Dress Division".

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The Clinton Email Investigation has found that there ARE emails from Hillary Clinton's private server on Anthony Weiner's laptop. 

- I would have expected Bill on Weiner's wife Huma's laptop... but not Hillary on Anthony's. 

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Melania Trump will give a speech in Florida today on behalf of her husband.

- Nobody knows what she's going to say... including Melania. Apparently Michelle Obama hasn't finished writing it yet. 

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A new study shows that hitting the snooze button on your alarm clock confuses your body and can be bad for your health. 

- As they say... "You Snooze... You Lose". 

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According to a massive new study, the average American spends 23 minutes per day trying to find something good to watch on TV and will dedicate 1.3 years of their life changing channels. 

- Actually, MEN spend 1.3 years changing channels... and women spend 1.3 years asking for the remote. 

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According to the American Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, the number of Americans over the age of 65 getting facelifts has doubled in recent years. 

- Boob jobs among Seniors has also doubled... and that's just with the men. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday! 

-Dick