RIP... Zsa Zsa Gabor who has died of a heart attack at the age of 99. She was married nine times and once said, "I'm a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man... I keep his house".  

In related news.... RIP Dr. Henry Heimlich, inventor of the Heimlich maneuver, who has died at the age of 96.

- We're checking a rumor that he died of a heart attack while trying to save Zsa Zsa who was choking on one her diamond rings. 

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Merriam-Webster's Dictionary has announced the "Word of the Year" for 2016, and the winner is: "Surreal". It's defined as "unbelievable".

- Or as Hillary Clinton defines it: "I lost??? Are you kidding me???". 

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China has agreed to return the Underwater Drone that it stole off a U.S. Navy ship in International Waters. 

- They've agreed to return it... but the U.S. has to pay for shipping and handling. 

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President Elect Trump is taking heat for a spelling error on Twitter... in which he said called the Chinese stealing of the drone "Un Presidented" instead of "Unprecedented". 

- In a related story... Democrats are pressuring the Electoral College to "Un President" Trump when they cast their votes later today. 

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Tech experts are warning that hot Christmas Gifts like Fitbit may be hacked by people's employers... so they'd know things like how many calories employees are consuming. 

- Which isn't that big of a deal, unless you work for Jenny Craig. 

- In a related story, Michael Moore bought himself a Fitbit... and then ate it. 

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73 year old Mick Jagger and his 32 year old girlfriend have announced that they've named their  newborn baby (Mick's 8th child... that we know of) "Deveraux". 

- The baby is said to have Her eyes and Mick's lips... which is making Breast Feeding incredibly painful. 

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An amendment to Italy's Civil Code means that married couples will no longer have to pledge to be faithful in their Wedding Vows. 

- After hearing the news, Bill Clinton asked Hillary to fly to Italy for a romantic trip to Renew their vows. 

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Have a great day and I'll see your back here Tuesday!

-Dick