RIP... Actress Patty Duke has died of sepsis at the age of 69.

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The FBI has dropped it's suit against Apple after an unnamed 3rd party managed to break into the San Bernadino terrorists iPhone. 

- The press tried to reach the genius who unlocked it for a comment, but he was at recess on the playground.  

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Donald Trump's campaign manager has been charged with assaulting a female reporter at a Florida rally by squeezing her arm. 

- Trump says his manager would never do that... because the woman was ugly. 

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A new study suggests that a person's posture can affect their success in online dating.

- So when you're going through those 20 year old photos of yourself to use as  your profile pic, make sure you find one where you're standing up straight. 

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Florida Governor Rick Scott is calling on Yale University to leave Connecticut and move to Florida. 

- Just what Florida needs...more Seniors. 

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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg says that the only way to fight ISIS is by "creating a world where everyone feels cared for and loved". 

- Sounds like a plan! 

- So I guess we're supposed to "Hug a Terrorist". I nominate Zuckerberg to go first. 

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A radio host in Florida is suing William Shatner for $170 million for denying that he is Captain Kirk's illegitimate son. 

- Shatner says the man is just trying to Kling-on to his fortune. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick