Today, March 31st marks the 88th Birthday of Gordie Howe... The Greatest of them all!

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An attorney for the D.C. Madam says he has phone records that could upend the Presidential race. 

- Bernie Sanders is off the hook. The last time he hired a hooker, Miss Kitty fixed him up with a girl from the Long Branch Saloon. 

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A Minnesota company has invented a .38 caliber pistol that folds up to look like a smartphone. 

- This gives new meaning to "Shoot me a text" and "I'll just fire off an email". 

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A video has gone viral of a 78 year old Ilinois grandma dead-lifting 225 pounds. 

- She says it's no big deal... she's been carrying 250 pounds of dead weight ever since her grandson flunked out of community college. 

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A man in China recently used over 3,000 Rubik's cubes to create a mural to propose to his girlfriend. 

- She didn't get it at first... in fact her boyfriend said she looked puzzled. 

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Susan Sarandon caused an uproar in Hollywood when she told an interviewer that she's unsure if she'd vote for Hillary or The Donald. 

- Btw... Look for Susan at theaters this summers. She'll be working the concession stand. 

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A new biography claims that Dustin Hoffman once slapped Meryl Streep on the set of "Kramer Vs. Kramer" to get her angry. 

- Truth be told, he slapped her because she wouldn't stop talking in a Czechoslovakian accent. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!

-Dick